Dear Cops Don't Search This Gift Bag

Dear Cops Don't Search This Gift Bag from Wood Rocket turns ordinary present-wrapping into a punchline. Think wrapping paper is overrated? Elevate your passive-aggressiveness with this snarky gift bag, crafted from green Kraft paper and finished with a white ribbon handle for easy carrying.

Whether you're headed to a white elephant exchange, a birthday bash, or a bachelor or bachelorette party, the Dear Cops Don't Search This Gift Bag is the standout in the room that makes any gag gift even gag-ier. The cheeky printed message does the heavy lifting, so you can skip the greeting card and let the bag deliver the joke for you.

Sturdy Kraft paper construction holds your novelties, adult toys, or party favors with ease, while the ribbon handle keeps everything simple to transport. Holiday cheer sold separately " this bag brings the humor. It arrives in one convenient size ready for gifting.

Key Features

• Snarky printed design ideal for gag gifts and pranks
• Made from durable green Kraft paper
• White ribbon handle for easy carrying
• Perfect for white elephant swaps and adult parties
• One size fits a range of gifts and novelties

Specifications

• Brand: Wood Rocket
• Material: Green Kraft paper with white ribbon handle
• Size: One size only

Skip the boring wrap and hand over a laugh with the Dear Cops Don't Search This Gift Bag " the cheeky finishing touch every naughty or novelty present deserves.

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On all orders over $69