Cheeky Pornament Stiff Package

Cheeky Pornament Stiff Package is the holiday ornament you never knew you needed—bold, hilarious, and guaranteed to make your festive décor unforgettable. This outrageous hand-blown piece blends classic Christmas charm with adult humor, making it the ultimate conversation starter for parties, gift exchanges, or spicing up your tree with a touch of naughty cheer. With Santa looking surprisingly jacked and definitely not carrying a stuffed animal in that package, this ornament brings comedic shock value to any seasonal setup.

Crafted by skilled glassblowers, Cheeky Pornament Stiff Package is made with the same care and quality as traditional high-end ornaments—but with a wicked twist. Each ornament is individually painted, ensuring unique details and vibrant colors that stand out among your holiday decorations. Every piece also undergoes a strict ten-point quality control process, guaranteeing durability, shine, and a flawless finish.

Depending on the specific figure, the ornament stands between 5 to 7 inches tall, weighing under a pound—substantial enough to make an impact, yet light enough to hang easily. Each Cheeky Pornament Stiff Package comes in its own protective two-piece shell, making it perfect for gifting, storing, and preserving for many seasons of laughter to come.

Whether you’re referencing “Dick in a Box,” hosting a wild holiday party, or simply want an ornament that makes people do a double-take, this Pornament is the perfect blend of festive fun and cheeky adult humor.