Cheeky Pornament Christmas Dickle

Cheeky Pornament Christmas Dickle is the holiday décor you never saw coming—unless you caught sight of that suspiciously shaped pickle tip. Equal parts festive, filthy, and hilariously unexpected, this adult-themed ornament is a guaranteed showstopper for anyone who loves mixing humor with holiday cheer. Whether you call it a pickle, a “dickle,” or a stealthy incogpeen-o ornament, this cheeky creation is designed to spark laughter, double-takes, and unforgettable reactions. Think you can slip it past grandma? Go ahead and try.

Handcrafted with genuine artisan skill, Cheeky Pornament Christmas Dickle begins with expert glassblowing, resulting in a beautifully shaped ornament with impressive clarity and weight. Each piece is then individually hand-painted, giving every ornament a unique personality and high-quality finish. Before it’s ready to hang, it goes through a ten-point quality control process to ensure durability, shine, and the perfect level of scandalous charm.

Standing between 5 to 7 inches tall and weighing under a pound, the Cheeky Pornament Christmas Dickle fits perfectly among your holiday decorations while still standing out just enough to spark conversation. It arrives packaged individually in a protective two-piece shell, making it ideal for gifting, storing, or surprising someone with a laugh-inducing stocking stuffer.

Perfect for white elephant exchanges, adult holiday parties, or anyone with a wicked sense of humor, this ornament injects a dose of naughty fun into the season—because who said Christmas couldn’t be a little filthy?