{"product_id":"valentines-sucks-dicks-candy-3-oz-bag","title":"Valentine's Sucks Dicks Candy 3 Oz Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eValentine's Sucks Dicks Candy 3 Oz Bag\u003c\/strong\u003e is the cheeky treat for anyone who would rather roll their eyes at Valentine's Day than swoon over it. Each bag packs approximately 100 little candies, delivering a big dose of irreverent humor alongside a sweet, snackable payoff. Whether you are nursing a broken heart or simply find the whole hearts-and-flowers routine a bit much, this bag serves up laughs by the handful.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe playful packaging makes it an easy grab for anti-Valentine parties, gag gifts, stocking-style surprises, or a self-deprecating pick-me-up. Set it out on a table for guests to pick at, hand it off to a jaded friend, or keep it stashed for a solo sweet-tooth moment. The bite-sized pieces are perfect for sharing and instantly turn cynicism into comedy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFun, low-commitment, and endlessly quotable, this candy is designed to spark grins rather than sentiment. It pairs perfectly with any bachelor, bachelorette, or novelty gift setup where a little edge is welcome.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApproximately 100 pieces of candy per bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3 oz net weight\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCheeky anti-Valentine's Day theme\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for gag gifts, parties, and party favors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEasy to share or enjoy solo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrand: Little Genie\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeight: 3 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCount: approximately 100 pieces\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAdd the \u003cstrong\u003eValentine's Sucks Dicks Candy 3 Oz Bag\u003c\/strong\u003e to your novelty lineup and let the sweet sarcasm do the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Little Genie","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51554669199644,"sku":"91810","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0920\/3004\/2396\/files\/91810A.jpg?v=1744672297","url":"https:\/\/ellaparadis.com\/products\/valentines-sucks-dicks-candy-3-oz-bag","provider":"EllaParadis","version":"1.0","type":"link"}