{"product_id":"lower-your-expectations-color-gift-bag-red","title":"Lower Your Expectations Color Gift Bag Red","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eLower Your Expectations Color Gift Bag Red\u003c\/strong\u003e from Wood Rocket skips the wrapping paper and lets the packaging deliver the punchline. Its bold message, \"Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations,\" sets up any present with a knowing wink before the tissue paper even comes out.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis bag is made for the friend who appreciates dry humor. It works for white elephant exchanges, office parties, birthdays, bachelor and bachelorette celebrations, or any occasion where a little passive-aggressive charm fits the mood. Pair it with a gag gift and the joke lands twice, or use it to make a perfectly sincere present feel playfully understated.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe bag is crafted from sturdy red Kraft paper with a contrasting white ribbon handle, giving it a clean, finished look that holds up to carrying and gifting. The rich red color reads festive for the holidays while still working year round, and it is part of a range now offered in new colors.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWrapping becomes quick and simple: drop the gift inside, add tissue if you like, and hand it over. It comes in a single, versatile size suited to a wide variety of small and medium gifts.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSnarky \"Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations\" message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRed Kraft paper construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite ribbon carry handle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIdeal for gag gifts and white elephant exchanges\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFast, no-tape alternative to wrapping paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrand: Wood Rocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Kraft paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColor: Red with white ribbon handle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: One size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAdd the \u003cstrong\u003eLower Your Expectations Color Gift Bag Red\u003c\/strong\u003e to your next present and let the humor start before the gift is even opened. The \u003cstrong\u003eLower Your Expectations Color Gift Bag Red\u003c\/strong\u003e is an easy way to make any gift memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wood Rocket","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54737732174108,"sku":"COL-031","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0920\/3004\/2396\/files\/785034684548.jpg?v=1792467612","url":"https:\/\/ellaparadis.com\/products\/lower-your-expectations-color-gift-bag-red","provider":"EllaParadis","version":"1.0","type":"link"}