{"product_id":"dear-cops-dont-search-this-bag","title":"Dear Cops Don't Search This Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDear Cops Don't Search This Bag\u003c\/strong\u003e is the cheekiest way to hand over a naughty present without splurging on wrapping paper. Made from sturdy green Kraft paper with a white ribbon handle, this snarky gift bag turns even the most ordinary gag gift into an instant conversation starter. It is the white elephant in the room that makes your presents even gag-ier.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIdeal for bachelor and bachelorette parties, white elephant swaps, birthdays and adults-only holiday exchanges, the bag delivers passive-aggressive humor with a wink. The playful printed slogan does all the talking, so you can skip the tape and bows and simply drop your surprise inside. Holiday cheer is sold separately.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe recyclable Kraft paper construction feels durable in hand, while the ribbon handle makes carrying and gifting effortless. It comes in one convenient size that fits a wide range of novelties, toys and treats.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreen Kraft paper with a white ribbon handle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold, snarky printed slogan\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for parties, swaps and gag-gift giving\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne size fits a variety of gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Green Kraft paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHandle: White ribbon\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: One size only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eSkip boring wrapping and hand over Dear Cops Don't Search This Bag for a laugh they will not forget.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wood Rocket","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54563968778524,"sku":"BAG-025","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0920\/3004\/2396\/files\/797725411814.jpg?v=1789165919","url":"https:\/\/ellaparadis.com\/products\/dear-cops-dont-search-this-bag","provider":"EllaParadis","version":"1.0","type":"link"}